Good Times With Caedmon: Part Duex

This conversation took place directly after Caedmon excitedly tells the ladies at my mom's office that he found a dead fish in the fish pond:

Office Lady: "Well, I guess that fish is in heaven now."

Caedmon: "Um...no. Fish don't go to heaven."

Office Lady: "Oh? Well where do they go then."

Caedmon: "They go in the ground, the same place that dogs go."

Office Lady: "Oh...why do you think that?"

Caedmon: "Because they don't know Jesus."